Too big, too small,
size does matter, after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,
er könnte etwas größer sein.
Mercedes Benz und Autobahn,
alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise Reise, Fahrvergnügen
ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben. 

Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch... 

You've got a pussy
I have a dick ahh
so what's the problem?
let's do it quick!
So take me now
before it's too late
life is too short, I can't wait!
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany! 

Too short, to tall
it doesn't matter, one size fits all,
zu groß, zu klein,
der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein!

Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut,
steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut. 

Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch... 

You've got a pussy
I have a dick ahh
so what's the problem
let's do it quick!
So take me now
before it's too late
life is too short
so i can't wait!
Take me now oh don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany!

Germany! Germany!